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A loud crash rang through the bedroom as a book hit the wall, a small thin boy of twelve cowered further into the corner whimpering as another book soon followed, hitting the wall above his head before it fell down on him. The boy's father was standing in the doorway angrily shouting as he tore up yet another book before hurling it after the previous ones. The man occupying the single bed in the room didn't move, he didn't even flinch when the little boy cried out as a particularly thick book connected with his frail body. Only when the alarm clock on the nightstand rang shrilly did the figure move. Severus Snape reached out a tired hand an

His breathing was ragged, a small fog forming and disappearing in front of the cloak hood with each gasp. The cold misty air around him seeping into his clothes with each second he stood there, and yet, it was unfelt by the lone dark figure of the night. Nothing could make him colder than he already felt inside. Nothing could make him number than the knowledge that he already possessed. Not the cold, not the mist nor the night. She was dead. But it wasn't just her. Even though he never liked him, even though he took her away, he never wanted this. In the darkest hours of the night he'd thought about it, fantasized about it, how sweet it wou

Sakura needs a healer Kakashi, being an avid reader of Itcha Itcha and one of the most eligible shinobi bachelors of Konoha village, knew a lot about the female body and how to please a woman. It was easy and he was good at it. He could chat up the coldest and most frigid woman out there and have her wrapped around his finger if he wanted to. But more often than not he didn't even have to do anything and the ladies would just swoon at his feet in waves. Kakashi, however, did not know anything about the body or needs of the adolescence girl. He'd never been with an adolescence girl when he was younger, too busy being a Jounin and an Anbu mem

Summary: They didn't teach you this at school.. and they certainly didn't prepare jounins for this. So what is a man to do when he is faced with 3 teenagers on the brink of puberty? No pairs, pure crack and mild insanity that I like to call humor. They don't teach you this at school. The Ninja academy of Konoha is a very prestigious school. A school that each year graduates students who go on to be some of the greatest shinobi of all the ninja villages. They are the fastest, strongest, sharpest and all in all deadliest ninjas out there. The academy teaches everything that a shinobi needs to know to fight and survive and it does it well. Wh

Summary: 2 very short Christmas themed stories, one KakaNaru and the other hinting at the pair. Mostly fluff and humor. On the fifth day of Christmas, My true love gave to me: FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!! Naruto stared at the 5 small boxes before him. He looked up at his boyfriend who was squirming slightly in his seat, back at the boxes and then back at his boyfriend. "Uhm.. Kakashi? What's all this?" Sure the "NarutoWillYouMarryMe." That had been blurted out at top speed had come as a shocking, yet pleasant, surprise (once he had completely deciphered just what his boyfriend was saying). The surprise had quickly turned into confusion though when

The words left unsaid They all know that the next mission any one of them takes might be the last. Yet none of them ever say what they feel. The meaning is there but the words remain unsaid. Kakashi, Asuma, Genma and Raidou. No Pairings. Always the same joking remark... "What? Another mission for the oh so great Copy Nin of Konoha?" Genma smirked around his senbon as he leaned back in his chair. Kakashi spared him a glance over his cards before he threw some chips on the table, pausing only slightly before he threw in some more and then notified Asuma with a nod that it was his turn. "So you won't be coming next week then?" Asuma breathe

Day 2 Kakashi. Itcha Itcha pages read: 0 Wrong thing said: Offensive Current mood: Confused Iruka. Blushes: Surprisingly not so many. Outbursts: Within the acceptable quota. Current mood: Oblivious. x.x.x.x.x x.x.x Kakashi had one hell of a night. Really, one hell of a night. A night that had him wondering what on earth he had ever done to anyone ever to deserve it. It had started of rather well. Iruka had been all blushing, innocent and uncomfortable which had been extremely cute, although rather uncomfortable for one particular pervert who hadn't had any release for his erotic thoughts for most of the day. But mostly it had been